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THIS QUESTION IS ONLY IN JEST. "Purim Torah" is humorous and satirical writings customarily read on the Jewish holiday of Purim. Mi Yodeya has a great collection of Purim Torah, under this tag. For our collection of *real* Q&A about Judaism, see our home page: judaism.stackexchange.com.
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If Rabbi Google quotes Mi Yodeya, can i rely on his advice?
I would say that Google could not become a "Rabbi" because lo bashamayim hi and Google is in the Cloud (like a malach and not a Rabbi). If we don't take a psak from a direct bas kol then how can we ac …
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√-1 - mi yodeya?
√-1 is very important in Judaism because it teaches that what appears to be "imaginary" actually exists and has a major influence on the universe. The minim who pretend that Olam haruach is "imaginary …
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Refuting my rav who says that using Mi Yodeya is a bad thing for someone to do?
"Mi" knows what is going on. However, no-one else understands the answers on this site. As it says
מִי-הָאִישׁ, הֶחָפֵץ חַיִּים;
אֹהֵב יָמִים, לִרְאוֹת טוֹב.
Mi is the man [known as] the Chofetz Ch …
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Can one go back in time to complete a minyan?
There are an infinite number of universes in which meeting yourself causes at least one if not both to cancel out. Thus going back in time to when you are already there is a form of suicide and prohib …
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How did my rabbi kasher his iPhone?
An item is kashered in the same way that it became treif. Your rabbi sends fiery words of Torah over the IPhone so that it became kosher through libun (burning). This is the most intense way of kasher …
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How to eat Wacky Mac
This seems to be like the four sons of the hagaddah.
חכם - This would be the spiral. He studies and learns and builds himself up. Everything that he does is designed to make himself better. שבעה נפל …
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What are the two prohibitions, and why thank God after being bound by them?
That a person was able to get out of attending a company "holiday party" in December. He avoided avodas zarah and performing ad delo yada several months early.
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PTIJ: Why does Hashem have an onion
This is a reference to the fact that the Mishkan was designed with Hashem's onions. As in says Shmos 31:2
רְאֵ֖ה קָרָ֣אתִי בְשֵׁ֑ם בְּצַלְאֵ֛ל
It also had to be grown in the garden of the king f …
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Where did Moses's successor come from if he had no parents?
Everyone who was at the revelation at Sinai and was considered a convert, and a convert is considered a tinok shenolad, without relatives (see the discussion abou ger who can marry his sister who is a …
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Who is Morris Ayin?
Note that many things are forbidden because of Morris Ayin. Thus, we see that he is regarded as a min (kind) of heretic who is attempting to get (other) people to think that good people are doing the …
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Do Lubavitcher's have to pay double for stealing Rabbeinu Tam's Tefillin?
Since Rabbeinu Tam gave a psak that everyone should put on this tefillin, the Lubavitch that you met was doing it with the permission of Rabbeinu Tam. As a result, it is not theft.
In fact he has a l …
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What did "נ ג ה פ" stand for before the miracle?
When the end of prophecy occurred at the destruction of the first temple, it was given to the children. Obviously then, the children knew by prophecy what was supposed to be on the dreidel.
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How to observe shiluach haken on Twitter
Shiluach Hkan is only applicable to kosher birds and their eggs. Twitter has no mesorah and is full of asur items.
Based on the harm the messages do I would call Twitter the the output of "Birds of P …
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PTIJ: Why is Vashti referred to in the plural in Megillat Rut?
Vashti is referred to in the plural as she was gene engineered from two women as it says in the megilla.
גַּם וַשְׁתִּ֣י הַמַּלְכָּ֔ה עָֽשְׂתָ֖ה מִשְׁתֵּ֣ה נָשִׁ֑ים
And Vashti was made from t …
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PTIJ: How could there still be pieces left?
We have the medrash that the letters detached themselves from the stone and returned to shamaim. As a result, the stones became too heavy and Moshe Rabbeinu threw them down and they shattered. It was …
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