A friend sent me this picture of Human Taschen:

I see that it has two kashrut symbols. I find the CRC reliable. I can't quite read what the second kashrut symbol is.

I've looked in a few stores in the New York City area, but no one carries it. Someone referred me to a website called "Twilight Zone", as it has a division called To Serve Man. I couldn't find a web site for this Twilight Zone.

The product says it's "amazing", and, I'd imagine that it is. They look tasty from the picture! But, I can't find this product. Maybe, because this is made from humans this is a secret family recipe?

Please refer to this question, which, indirectly explains what might make this product kosher considering that you're eating a human.

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