Leitz
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PTIJ: Why do we blow Shofar on Rosh Hashana and use a Lulav on Sukkos?
7 votes

Because if we'd blow the Shofar on Sukkos, we'd have to use it for Hakafos, and the last time we did that (circled something once for seven days, and then seven times on the last day, all the while ...

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PTIJ: Where do we learn that God created the world using LISP?
8 votes

Hashem looked at the Torah and created the world. I'f you'll take a look at a Sefer Torah, the only puctuation you'll find is whitespace and a parenthesis. This explains the argument between Beis ...

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PTIJ: Two apostates in your Mishloach Manot?
2 votes

All Rabbinic decrees were made for the mode, so we want to send the median of the amount of means.

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PTIJ: Two apostates in your Mishloach Manot?
1 votes

Yom Kippur is a day like Purim, so just as we don't sleep on Yom Kippur, we don't sleep on Purim, and we want one Heretic to wake the other one up.

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PTIJ: Why all the obsession with BSD?
6 votes

There are three main flavors of BSD - FreeBSD - Can't be, the logo is that of a Daemon, and we don't like them. OpenBSD - Can't be, the logo is a non-kosher fish. NetBSD - Found it! The logo is that ...

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PTIJ: Can't find the fifth chelek of shulchan aruch
2 votes

It went the way of the other 395 chapters of Avodah Zarah.

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How did my rabbi kasher his iPhone?
5 votes

Haman was an Apple, and the general consensus was that Haman wasn't kosher, as he was made up of butter and meat. But... We have since invented margarine, and as our Chief Rabbi, Gershon Gold pointed ...

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Where do we find the Haman was a Shadchan?
3 votes

The fact that he was a Shadchan is obvious. A Shadchan stands for "שקר דובר כסף נוטל" - Says lies and takes money (Haman told Achashverosh lies and took the money he offered Achashveirosh back). The ...

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Judging the People in Mea Shearim
3 votes

Because Meah Shearim has probably one of the largest amount of religious Jews and Kollels (sorry Lakewood), it probably has one of the largest amount of Dayanim. Now, there's a principle of קשט עצמך ...

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PTIJ: Purim night laws or customs
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4 votes

Many communities have a Purim Rov, the purpose of which is to show the community that the Rov's job is actually harder than it seems. The questions is what part of Purim should he hold court? He ...

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Is PDF avodah zarah (idol worship)?
5 votes

The word "convert" is in Hebrew to Shmad, from the word להשמיד - to destroy. The reason is that whenever one converts, he destroys his past (Mitzvos - in most conversions to idolatry). Why is one not ...

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Where does kabbala write about what time the sabbath ends?
-1 votes

It's a mistake. Rabbeinu Tam says to finish it earlier, while the Mekubalim want you to keep Shabbos for Seventy two minutes (in honor of the seventy two letter name of Hashem) after Shabbos

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Does Judasim Consider Pioneers Inferior
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2 votes

It discusses this in Eruvin (56a). The Gemara says אליעזר איש ביריא אומר יושבי צריפין כיושבי קברים ועל בנותיהם הוא אומר (דברים כז, כא) ארור שוכב עם כל בהמה מאי טעמא עולא אמר שאין להן מרחצאות ורבי ...

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What is Birkat Amazon?
2 votes

The source of Birkas Amazon is from the book of Proverbs which says לֶחֶם עַצְלוּת לֹא תֹאכֵל Didn't eat lazy bread - Which implies one did eat bread Followed by קָמוּ בָנֶיהָ וַיְאַשְּׁרוּהָ Her ...

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