Just to be safe, I've been reading up on how to vanquish a vampire. Never hurts to be too careful. From what I've read, it seems that many authorities agree that the simplest and surest way to kill a vampire is with a wooden stake through the heart. The concern that I have is, our Sages teach us (Kiddushin 49b) that > דברים שבלב אינם דברים > things in the heart are not things and therefore, seemingly as soon as the stake penetrates the vampires heart, it will cease to exist. So how can I vanquish vampires if my stake will stop existing? --- #This question is [Purim Torah](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purim_Torah) and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the [Purim Torah policy](https://judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/questions/797/).#