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Shmot 25:19:

ועשה כרוב אחד מקצה מזה וכרוב אחד מקצה מזה

And make one cabbage on this side and one cabbage on this side

What purpose do the 2 cabbages have doing on top of the ark? Wouldn't they eventually become sour kraut and pickle the aron?

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Those are Krauts. As Indiana Jones can attest, you have to get past Krauts to get to the Ark of the Covenant.

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