Gee, am I surprised that AFAIK, no one on M.Y. has ever asked for the answer to this question.

In Pirkei Avot 1:14, Hillel says, "If not now, when?"

O.K. I'm going to do a test .. I'm giving Hillel 3 seconds to answer the question...


Hmmm ... still no answer. It's still not now...

So, I just proved the "If" part was true. It's not now. But the (implied) "then" part is a question - when? So, what's the answer? When???

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Later. When I get around to it.

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