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Shiluach Haken is the commandment of sending away a mother bird before taking her eggs/chicks.

Now, being that Twitter is like a bird (see their logo), how can/should shiluach haken be achieved while using Twitter?

What is considered the mother bird, what are the eggs/chicks, how do we take eggs/chicks, and how do we send away the mother?


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Shiluach Hkan is only applicable to kosher birds and their eggs. Twitter has no mesorah and is full of asur items.

Based on the harm the messages do I would call Twitter the the output of "Birds of Prey" which are all not kosher.

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    Even birds with no mesorah get shiluach hakan. We don't think they are treif lekula. – Double AA Feb 24 '15 at 5:25
  • @DoubleAA see edit – sabbahillel Feb 24 '15 at 10:43
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You close the Twitter tab, open it again in an incognito window, copy tweets, and don't forget to take the replies to the tweets, too!

Twitter = mother bird

Tweets = eggs

Tweet replies = chicks.

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