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When eating recently by a chassidish family, I noticed they sang Friday night the words:

אנת הוא מלכא - 'Auntie Malka'

Can anyone shed some light on who this special Aunt was and what she is doing in the Zemiros of Shabbos?

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  • Vote to close as too localized. :-p – Seth J Feb 23 '15 at 18:19
  • @SethJ why, dont we all have an Auntie Malka :) – Yehuda Feb 23 '15 at 18:20
  • I've got a cousin... – Seth J Feb 23 '15 at 18:21
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    @SethJ that is how Shidduchim start – Yehuda Feb 23 '15 at 18:23
  • @SethJ Galitzia is no longer a locality. The Holy Communities (Comyeenities?) of Poland and Galitzia are now on every other street corner in boro park. – Yitzchak Feb 24 '15 at 14:15
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We bring our uncle along to welcome in his bride (l'cha dodi, likrat kala - go my uncle, welcome the bride)

So now it's Shabbat and they are married, you welcome your new auntie malka.

  • Very creative +1 – Yehuda Feb 23 '15 at 15:46
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You have to listen to the line in context. It's a plan for a potluck: who brings what:

Curry bone o' lamb, veal: Maya.
Auntie Malka: Mallomar.
Chaya:

Note that Chaya hasn't been assigned anything. This is because she drew up the list. So to answer your question, Auntie Malka is a good pastry cook. (And Chaya is a delegator, and Maya is a freier.) This Shabas song is very similar to another:

L'his'aneg b'saanugim barburim uslav v'dagim.
Enjoying ourselves with good food: fattened fowl, quail, and fish.

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I humbly suggest you interpreted it incorrectly. It says "Aint he the king?" Its a rhetorical question.

  • since when do chassidishe people say "aint"?? – Mindz Feb 24 '15 at 13:42
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Auntie Malka is a reference to the author of the zemer. The beginning of the zemer says:

"You're ribbon oilam ... Auntie Malka"

Auntie Malka is the one that "ties" the whole zemer together.

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The reading of the other answers is incorrect - the middle word is clearly "Hu," meaning "He." The proper question is why are we calling your Aunt a "He?"

Clearly, this deep zemer is grappling with issues of gender identity. The writer is correcting a guest in his home who has mistakenly referred to a family member by the wrong name - his Uncle Melech is now his Aunt Malka!

The songwriter continues to refer to his Aunt as a "He," implying one of three things:

  1. His aunt is still pre-gender reassignment surgery
  2. The term "he/hu" was intended to be read in a sarcastic manner to underscore the incorrectness of the guest.
  3. The author is providing a deep kabbalistic insight into the concept of dichar vinukva vis a vis those in the LGBTQ crowd.

I leave the process of discerning between these options as an exercise to the reader.

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    In Chassidish pronunciation, it is pronounced "he". – Scimonster Feb 23 '15 at 16:35
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    Chassidish pronunciation would also lead to us telling others "Sanctify me! glorify me!" - Kaddishihi Romemihi! – Isaac Kotlicky Feb 23 '15 at 17:13
  • Seriously? what's with the downvotes?! It's Purim Torah! – Isaac Kotlicky Feb 24 '15 at 13:34
  • They're not mine, but probably someone didn't find it very funny. – Scimonster Feb 24 '15 at 13:38
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    @Cnsersmoit is there someone here with a transgendered relative? – Isaac Kotlicky Feb 25 '15 at 1:05

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