In Soviet Union, is there heter for man and woman to seclude in same room if there is chazaka that KGB is watching?

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There's no worry about yichud anyway. In Soviet Khakassia, ir is baalah!


Russia has had a heter since the late 1980's with the introduction of a policy of glasnost, or openness. The notion of transparency removes concerns that no one is watching.

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