One of the ways we mark the joyousness of Purim is by presenting short performances of poetry and song, and from I have read, they all must be produced by גראַמען Studios in Long Island - in fact, they are mostly known by the studio's name!

How does one fulfill this obligation if he is no where near Long Island?

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    If I was a New Yorker, I would have probably said something along the lines of: "There's a world outside of New York?!"
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    Mar 6, 2022 at 17:10
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    Mods: Question is too Long.
    – pcoz
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    Hey, it says Mordechai was exiled from Babylon
    – Shalom
    Mar 7, 2022 at 9:28

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One can also fulfill the obligation if he is within 2000 amos of a Northrop-Grumman facility, or on an aircraft manufactured by the company.


The Gimmel in the beginning of "Gramen" actually stands for its gematria (3) which is short for the tri-state area.

Therefore the rest of the word is actually "Ramen"

So out of towners may eat instant noodle soup while rhyming and singing away!

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