Cookie Monster loves cookies. So what does a Jewish cookie monster do during Pesach, when cookies are Chametz?
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1Cookies are matza ashira not chametz– Double AA ♦Feb 17, 2021 at 3:51
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@doubleaa doesn't that depend on the recipe? For that matter some are gebrochts.– HeshyFeb 17, 2021 at 12:43
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@Heshy most cookies have no water added, most are mixed and baked within a short time frame, and many others are set in the fridge. Sure you could find the right chumras to make a few "safek" chametz, but anyone with any experience baking knows none of those doughs have fermented to any meaningful degree even if common practice is not to trust our senses– Double AA ♦Feb 17, 2021 at 13:11
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2@Meir Nah, they don't sit in water. They are very lightly shpritzed. None of them crack. Another example of we don't trust our senses to see that they are clearly not sprouted or fermented even after so much time. Millers don't want to mill sprouted wheat, cracked wheat, or fermented wheat. It's a highly controlled process. (Not to mention pretty sterile. The estimate of 18 minutes to ferment, which may be a bad girsa and was meant to be 72-90 minutes, was assuming the unhygenic world they lived in then where wild yeast was more plentiful. Sourdough starters take days to grow now.)– Double AA ♦Feb 17, 2021 at 17:03
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1ARAM-RAM-RAM ARAM-RAM-RAM... ARAMI OVED AVI!– ShalomFeb 18, 2021 at 2:37
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Fortunately, Cookie Monster has addressed this very question at length.
Mem is for macaroon, or that what I believe
Mem is for macaroon, or that what I believe
Mem is for macaroon, or that what I believe
Oh, macamaca Mem der ershter briv
Me eat them on Pesach, when Chomez contraband
It no make a difference if Streit’s or Geffen brand
Me eat the cardboard canister, that not what makers planned
Oh, macamaca Mem der ershter briv
Me makpid on shiurim, just like the chocham ben
Instead of two kezeitzim me gobble nine or ten
But everything put in my mouth just spill back out again
Oh, macamaca Mem der ershter briv
To “all who are hungry” me happy to explain
Me eat up all the macaroons but me still have some chrein
Me soak them in the yayin, for they not made of grain
Oh, macamaca Mem der ershter briv
Me finish them by Chatzois, a little bit before
On middle days of Pesach, me go back to the store
And that way on the final days me still have plenty more
Oh, macamaca Mem der ershter briv
-Cookie Monster
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The title "cookie" monster is really just a conveninece. In fact, his real name is the "Kof K" Monster and people take the letters kh and K and pronounce them as "cookie". So he eats whatever food is supervised by the Kof K, year-round.
Another theory has it that his name is actually the "K k'mon d'seter", as in "kosher, like the Mon which is hidden" so he eats things like Mon. And we all know that the food that can take on the flavor or form of anything that the eater wishes is tofu. So he is Sephardic.
A cookie need not be Chametz. The stores sell many Pesachdige cookies that are made with potato starch or almond flour. A Jewish Cookie Monster eats cookies that are Kosher for Passover.
answered Feb 17, 2021 at 12:54
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Is Cookie Monster makpid on gebrochts? Pashtus he could be wearing a blue shtreimel and nobody could tell one way or the other.– ShalomFeb 18, 2021 at 14:47
See Shabbos 30b
עתידה ארץ ישראל שתוציא גלוסקאות וכלי מילת
When mashiach comes, Eretz Yisrael will grow cakes and clothes.
So let's say that Eretz Yisrael grows a cake on Pesach, is this chametz? If you say chametz is chametz because the dough fermented, this is not chametz. If you say chametz is chametz because it is chametz, then this is chametz.
This is lichorah a machlokess in the first mishna in Beitza
בֵּית שַׁמַּאי אוֹמְרִים: שְֹאוֹר בְּכַזַּיִת וְחָמֵץ בְּכַכּוֹתֶבֶת. וּבֵית הִלֵּל אוֹמְרִים: זֶה וָזֶה בְּכַזַּיִת.
According to Beis Shammai the leavening agent has a stricter halachah because it is the leavening that creates the cheftza of chametz. According to Beis Hillel is doesn't, because chametz is chametz regardless of how it was created.
Since the halachah will be like Beis Shammai when mashiach comes it turns out that chametz is only chametz when dough was leavened. Therefore if Eretz Yisrael grows cakes, you may eat them on Pesach.
Since the cookies that the Cookie Monster eats are spontaneously generated from the Cookie Tree this will also be permissible when mashiach comes, but in the meantime the Cookie Monster will have to starve.
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There is an opinion amongst the later commentaries that the Cookie Monster was actually the Golem of Prague.
He only survived for one Pesach, after which he died (dramatically) due to chametz deprivation and argyria.
Some devout believers, await his return as the messiah...
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In my house we frown on baking with matza products, and in general dislike "pesach versions" of recipes. Instead, Cookie Monster should look for recipes that never had hametz in them to begin with, such as almond-flour date-raspberry bars and flourless chocolate tortes.
If Cookie Monster eats kitniyot, there are also many peanut butter based recipes.
(Note: opinions vary on whether peanuts are permitted on Pesach; for example the OU says "In Europe different communities had different customs about peanuts. Some considered them to be kitniyot; while others ate peanuts on Passover.")
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1He can eat peanuts if he eats kitniyot, or if he's a Litvak. (Litvaks ate peanuts on Pesach.) But his haircut likely won't fit in with the Litvak crowd. They're afraid he's hiding a shtreimel in there somewhere.– ShalomFeb 24, 2021 at 11:27
Very simple. He eats cookies made from Matzah flour. It's similar to Matzah ball but sweet.
