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I’m confounded by this verse (1:8):

גַּ֚ם וַשְׁתִּ֣י הַמַּלְכָּ֔ה עָשְׂתָ֖ה מִשְׁתֵּ֣ה נָשִׁ֑ים בֵּ֚ית הַמַּלְכ֔וּת אֲשֶׁ֖ר לַמֶּ֥לֶךְ אֲחַשְׁוֵרֽוֹשׁ׃

“Also, Queen Vashti made, from two women, the royal palace belonging to King Achasverosh.”

How did Queen Vashti build a palace out of people? The verse does not say the palace was built by 2 women, rather of two women. And if it’s allegorical, who are these mysterious two women?

#This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.#

This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.

I’m confounded by this verse (1:8):

גַּ֚ם וַשְׁתִּ֣י הַמַּלְכָּ֔ה עָשְׂתָ֖ה מִשְׁתֵּ֣ה נָשִׁ֑ים בֵּ֚ית הַמַּלְכ֔וּת אֲשֶׁ֖ר לַמֶּ֥לֶךְ אֲחַשְׁוֵרֽוֹשׁ׃

“Also, Queen Vashti made, from two women, the royal palace belonging to King Achasverosh.”

How did Queen Vashti build a palace out of people? The verse does not say the palace was built by 2 women, rather of two women. And if it’s allegorical, who are these mysterious two women?

#This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.#

I’m confounded by this verse (1:8):

גַּ֚ם וַשְׁתִּ֣י הַמַּלְכָּ֔ה עָשְׂתָ֖ה מִשְׁתֵּ֣ה נָשִׁ֑ים בֵּ֚ית הַמַּלְכ֔וּת אֲשֶׁ֖ר לַמֶּ֥לֶךְ אֲחַשְׁוֵרֽוֹשׁ׃

“Also, Queen Vashti made, from two women, the royal palace belonging to King Achasverosh.”

How did Queen Vashti build a palace out of people? The verse does not say the palace was built by 2 women, rather of two women. And if it’s allegorical, who are these mysterious two women?

This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.

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I’m confounded by this verse (1:8):

גַּ֚ם וַשְׁתִּ֣י הַמַּלְכָּ֔ה עָשְׂתָ֖ה מִשְׁתֵּ֣ה נָשִׁ֑ים בֵּ֚ית הַמַּלְכ֔וּת אֲשֶׁ֖ר לַמֶּ֥לֶךְ אֲחַשְׁוֵרֽוֹשׁ׃

“Also, Queen Vashti made, from two women, the royal palace belonging to King Achasverosh.”

How did Queen Vashti build a palace out of people? The verse does not say the palace was built by 2 women, rather of two women. And if it’s allegorical, who are these mysterious two women?

#This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.#

I’m confounded by this verse (1:8):

גַּ֚ם וַשְׁתִּ֣י הַמַּלְכָּ֔ה עָשְׂתָ֖ה מִשְׁתֵּ֣ה נָשִׁ֑ים בֵּ֚ית הַמַּלְכ֔וּת אֲשֶׁ֖ר לַמֶּ֥לֶךְ אֲחַשְׁוֵרֽוֹשׁ׃

“Also, Queen Vashti made, from two women, the royal palace belonging to King Achasverosh.”

How did Queen Vashti build a palace out of people? The verse does not say the palace was built by 2 women, rather of two women. And if it’s allegorical, who are these mysterious two women?

I’m confounded by this verse (1:8):

גַּ֚ם וַשְׁתִּ֣י הַמַּלְכָּ֔ה עָשְׂתָ֖ה מִשְׁתֵּ֣ה נָשִׁ֑ים בֵּ֚ית הַמַּלְכ֔וּת אֲשֶׁ֖ר לַמֶּ֥לֶךְ אֲחַשְׁוֵרֽוֹשׁ׃

“Also, Queen Vashti made, from two women, the royal palace belonging to King Achasverosh.”

How did Queen Vashti build a palace out of people? The verse does not say the palace was built by 2 women, rather of two women. And if it’s allegorical, who are these mysterious two women?

#This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.#

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I’m confounded by this verse (1:8):

גַּ֚ם וַשְׁתִּ֣י הַמַּלְכָּ֔ה עָשְׂתָ֖ה מִשְׁתֵּ֣ה נָשִׁ֑ים בֵּ֚ית הַמַּלְכ֔וּת אֲשֶׁ֖ר לַמֶּ֥לֶךְ אֲחַשְׁוֵרֽוֹשׁ׃

“Also, Queen Vashti made, from two women, the royal palace belonging to King Achasverosh.”

How did Queen Vashti build a palace out of people? The verse does not say the palace was built by 2 women, rather of two women. And if it’s allegorical, who are these mysterious two women?