What percentage of Chabad still believes the Rebbe is the Messiah? -1 for paranoid conspiracy theories. The idea that everyone who disagrees with you is merely lying to themselves ("You can't handle the truth!") may be comforting to you, but it has no place on this sort of site.
What's up with this strange new hechsher? Diet Coke is bad enough to start with. I don't imagine that adding bacon would actually improve matters in any way whatsoever.