THIS QUESTION IS ONLY IN JEST. Purim Torah is a term used to describe humorous and satirical writings customarily read on the Jewish holiday of Purim.
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What are the consequences of Vashti’s dual nature? [closed]
In Esther 1:9 we read,
“ושתי המלכה עשתה משתי נשים”
Vashti the queen was made of two women.
Aside from being biologically surprising, what are the consequences of this in our understanding of the ...
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Why does it matter that Mordechai was right-handed? [closed]
In Esther 2:5, it says
אִישׁ יְהוּדִי, הָיָה בְּשׁוּשַׁן הַבִּירָה; וּשְׁמוֹ מָרְדֳּכַי, בֶּן יָאִיר בֶּן-שִׁמְעִי בֶּן-קִישׁ--אִישׁ יְמִינִי
There was a certain Jew in Shushan the castle, ...
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Whence “Purim”? [closed]
M'gilas Ester is very clear about the name of the holiday (9:26):
עַל כֵּן קָרְאוּ לַיָּמִים הָאֵלֶּה פוּרִים
So they called these days F urim
Where does the current name of Purim come from?
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The media in Shushan [closed]
Esther 10:2 says:
הֲלוֹא-הֵם כְּתוּבִים, עַל-סֵפֶר דִּבְרֵי הַיָּמִים, לְמַלְכֵי מָדַי
Behold, they are written in the book of chronicles of the kings of the media.
Who were the kings ...
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Where is a Leitz supposed to live? [closed]
If it's prohibited to live among Leitzim, what is someone supposed to do if he is a Leitz? Just where exactly is he supposed to live?
This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken ...
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Is there a prohibition to live in a Moshav? [closed]
Tehilim says that Dovid didn't sit in a moshav leitzim (implying that we shouldn't either).
Is living in another moshav prohibited as "Chatzi Shiur"?
This question is Purim Torah and is not ...
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Are folded Hamentaschen Yotzei the three corners? [closed]
If I cut circles of dough with the intention of folding the edges into three corners, am I Yotzei the Mitzvah of Hamentaschen?
As far as I know, this is the standard way of making Hamentaschen these ...
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Are our moderators legal? [closed]
We know there is a famous Drash of "Som Tasim Alecha Melech". From here we have several Diyukim:
Melech velo Malka - How do we have a woman mod?
Melech (singular) - we can only have one mod. How do ...
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Eating Hamentashen on Purim [closed]
I've been wondering: how much hamentashen must one consume on purim? Is this independent of type or amount of filling? If not, what kinds of hamentashen qualify?
This question is Purim Torah and is ...
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ואם תאמר— but what if we didn't say anything? [closed]
When Tosafos or other Rishonim introduce a question with the phrase "and if it were said" (my translation) do they mean to imply that the question is b'dieved and everything would make more sense if ...
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What’s Doctor Who doing in the Talmud? [closed]
Among the early amoraim is
ר׳ יוחנן נפחא
(Rabbi Yochanan Nafcha), brother-in-law to the amora Resh Lakish.
His name translates as John Smith;
cf. Wikipedia
and Morfix.
This obviously refers to
the ...
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Why did David only seem to prohibit a Moshav Leitzim? [closed]
This question mentions the prohibition against living in a Moshav Leitzim.
My question is, what about a Yishuv Leitzim or a Kibbutz Leitzim -or a Kfar Leitzim? How could David have been so ambiguous?
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Haman was Basar b’Chalav, so how could we eat him? [closed]
Esther 3:5 says, “וימלא המן חמה” Haman was filled with butter. This would presumably make his flesh basar b’chalav, but Shemos 16:35 clearly says “ובני ישראל אכלו את־המן” the Children of Israel ate ...
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Reading the Megillah on Friday [closed]
I accidentally read the Megillah tonight for my shul since last year, I could have sworn, that we read the Megillah right after the fast. Yet, the Rav of the Shul returned from a business trip after ...
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Why do people drink expensive alcohol on purim? [closed]
The main point of drinking on purim is to be drunk. So why did the Rabbis establish the requirement to drink wine? Vodka gets one there faster and cheaper, so it should be preferable to drink it, as ...
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Can I walk out of class? [closed]
If I am in a class where the teacher asks "illegal questions" (an "Ein Lomar"), what must I do?
If I stay, I would now have those questions - very bedieved.
If I close my ears I would have violated ...
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Why do we sing Mi Shenichnas Adar to the tune of “Pick a bale of cotton”? [closed]
Of all tunes available in the world, why do we choose a "worker's" song? A song composed by slaves as they served their masters?
Why not something more uplifting?
This question is Purim Torah and ...
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What's up with this strange new hechsher? [closed]
All of a sudden, I’ve seen the hechsher shown in these photos popping up on various products. I’ve never seen it before, and I don’t see it listed on any of the usual online hechsher lists.
Have ...
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Shmuel on Bava Basra 90a [closed]
והמשתכר אל ישתכר יותר משתות (בבא בתרא 90A)
"One who gets drunk may not get drunk past a sixth."
I have seen four shittos to explain this ruling which is brought l'halacha in ...
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How should I choose a Muktzah Klaf? [closed]
(Not to be confused with this question.)
I recently moved, and all my Klafim got mixed up. I have some for Mezuzoth, some for Tefillin, and some for Sifrei Torah. It just so happens that I was ...
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Why does the Megilla assume the listeners are hard of hearing? [closed]
The Megilla starts,
Narrator:
And it was in the days of Achasverosh
Audience:
Who?
Narrator:
Achasverosh
Why does the Megilla assume that the people listening are hard of hearing?
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Mi Yodeya min HaTorah minayin? [closed]
In the spirit of Talmud Bavli Chullin 139b.
The Talmud assumes that great future events are hinted to in the Torah. Well in that case... Mi Yodeya min HaTorah minayin (where is Mi Yodeya hinted at in ...
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How do I make my Adars the same? [closed]
The mishnah (Megillah 1:4) tells us:
אֵין בֵּין אַדָּר הָרִאשׁוֹן לַאֲדָר הַשֵּׁנִי אֶלָּא קְרִיאַת הַמְּגִלָּה וּמַתָּנוֹת לָאֶבְיוֹנִים
There is no difference between the Adar I and Adar II ...
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Eating before leaning on Esther [closed]
Did Haman eat at the party before Ahashveirosh caught him "leaning" on Esther?
This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.
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Giving turkey to G-d [closed]
In much of our liturgy, we say:
הודו לה' כי-טוב כי לעולם חסדו
Turkey for G-d because it is good, because [His/its] loving-kindness is everlasting.
Also:
טוב להודות לה
It is good to ...
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Surviving the zombie apocalypse? [closed]
One of Maimonidies 13 principles of faith is believing in the resurrection of the dead wherein the dead will arise from their graves. My question is have chazal provided any guidelines for how we are ...
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Mah tov la-adam bachayim - mi yodeya? [closed]
Who knows what is good for a person in life?
?מה טוב לאדם בחיים - מי יודע
Contrary to the spirit of Kohelet 6:12, please post happy and lighthearted Jewish prescriptions for what is good for a ...
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Some narrative difficulties related to the Midrash that identifies Haman with a previously-named character [closed]
If I recall correctly, there's a Midrash that, consistent with the "rule of conservation of Biblical personalities", identifies Haman with one of the people who shows up in the first two chapters of ...
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Tahanun on Superbowl Sunday in competing market? [closed]
Is one supposed to recite תחנון on Superbowl Sunday if he is in the market of a team that is competing? What if it's a multi-team market, like the Jets and the Giants or the Redskins and the Ravens, ...
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On the qualifications to be queen of Persia [closed]
In the first chapter of Ester, Achashverosh is advised that his queen, Vashti, be removed from her position
…וּמַלְכוּתָהּ יִתֵּן הַמֶּלֶךְ לִרְעוּתָהּ הַטּוֹבָה מִמֶּנָּה. וְנִשְׁמַע ...
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Why does a Hamentash have three sides? [closed]
All Hamentashen that I've seen have three sides and all Hamentashen have filling.
Why is that?
This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim ...
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May a Jewish professional boxer box a Jewish professional beat boxer? [closed]
(Not to be confused with this question.)
Are there any halachic problems with a Jewish boxer boxing a Jewish beat boxer?
This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely ...
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Why does the verse in Mishpatim say Vashti ruled over fewer countries than mentioned in Ester? [closed]
As we come to the close of Shabbas Mishpatim, I will ask a question that I am sure has troubled many.
The verse (23:31) tells us:
ושתי את גבולך מים סוף ועד ים פלשתים וממדבר עד הנהר
Vashti: ...
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If I am obligated to be drunk all the time, how is Purim different? [closed]
We all know the halacha of עִבְדוּ אֶת-יְה-ה בְּשִׂמְחָה (Tehillim 100:2). But the gemara paskens (Pesachim 109a) that since the destruction of the Beis Hamikdash "אין שמחה אלא ביין" ("Joy only comes ...
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May a Jew be a professional beat boxer? [closed]
(Not to be confused with this question.)
Are there any halachic problems with a Jew being a professional beat boxer? (For those unfamiliar, click the speaker icon here for audio.)
This question is ...
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How big did Mordechai get, and was it only in the king's palace? [closed]
According to the Megillah (9:4), Mordechai grew to a very large size whenever he was in the king's palace (כִּי־גָדוֹל מָרְדֳּכַי בְּבֵית הַמֶּלֶךְ ... כִּי־הָאִישׁ מָרְדֳּכַי, הוֹלֵךְ וְגָדוֹל).
How ...
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Stirah: is snow good or bad in Judaism? [closed]
On the one hand, we pray that our sins should become white like snow (kashelek yalbinu). On the other hand, we repeatedly find snow representing negative feelings: "Vayosifu Od SNOW oso" and "Eis ...
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Why did Lavan say “Ashre”? [closed]
In parashas "Vayetze", 31:25, we have the following in Onkelos:
וְאַדְבֵּיק לָבָן יָת יַעֲקֹב וְיַעֲקֹב פְּרַס יָת מַשְׁכְּנֵהּ בְּטוּרָא וְלָבָן אַשְׁרֵי יָת אֲחוֹהִי בְּטוּרָא דְּגִלְעָד.
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Is wearing masks on Purim a Biblical Commandment or a Rabbinic Commandment? [closed]
As we all know, wearing masks on Purim is a Mitzva. Is it from the Torah, or was it only originated in the times of Esther, making it Rabbinic?
This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to ...
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Multiplying negatives = 2 Bediavads [closed]
If multiplying two negatives equals a positve then shouldn't two Bedieveds equal a Lechatehila?
E.G. I heard from a HaRav Mansour Shelit"a that if one washes one's self with Tisha Kabin, then it ...
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Why didn't Mordechai keep Mitzvos? [closed]
It says in the Megilla "ויאמרו עבדי המלך אשר בשער המלך למרדכי מדוע אתה עובר את מצות המלך" - "The servants of the King (who were in the King's gates) asked Mordechai 'Why do you go against the command ...
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What's an “achashvei”? [closed]
From my preschooler:
What's an Achashvei?
I know that a rosh is a head. I want to know what kind of head Achashveirosh was.
Can you help me come up with a satisfying answer? I'd prefer not ...
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Im l'eit kazot higa'at lamalchut - mi yodeya? [closed]
Who knows if you come to royalty for a time like this?
?אם לעת כזאת, הגעת למלכות - מי יודע
In the spirit of the song "Shoshanat Ya'akov", please post interesting Jewish facts about the significance ...
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What was the biggest miracle in the time of the Megilla? [closed]
There were many miracles in the time of the Megilla. What was the biggest one?
This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.
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Is Daylight Saving Time a Mitzvah DeOraitha or Takkanah DeRabanan? [closed]
This week many in the U.S. will change their clocks for Daylight Saving Time. Is this a Mitzvah DeOraitha or Takkanah DeRabanan? I can't seem to find any source for this except a poorly worded and ...
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Can I Have a Chumra Please? [closed]
I'm looking to take on a really, really, really enourmous chumra which will greatly affect my life to show how dedicated I am to Hashem. Does anyone have any suggestions?
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No Offense Loophole [closed]
(Inspired by this question)
Who came up with the No Offense loophole of:
No offense, but your sweater makes you look fat.
OR
No offense, but if you really think what you just said is true, ...
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How frequently does G-d destroy? [closed]
At the beginning of the weekday Maariv prayer service, we say a verse from Psalms 78:38.
The Artscroll translation reads:
"He the Merciful One is forgiving of iniquity and does not destroy ...
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How much is keifel for Gneivas Daas? [closed]
When one steals knowledge (Gneivas Daas) and gets caught by witnesses, how does he pay back double?
PS.
Why is there no Gzeilas Daas?
This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken ...
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Daylight Saving Time - forward or backward? [closed]
Halachically speaking, do I have to set my clocks forward one hour in the spring, or can I set them back one hour (this will give me two hours more in my day than everyone setting their clocks forward ...
